The Suspicious Numbers

Without making her aware of it, I erased --with a touch of my finger-- all the suspicious numbers from my mobile phone; then I put it in a place where she can easily see it. Acting as if I were not aware of it, my extremely jealous girlfriend secretly took my mobile and-- with quivering touches of her fingers-- she fumbled for the suspicious numbers. So refgretfully, she gave me the mobile, warmly hugging me and apologising for what she had done. So cunningly, I shoved her away then
I stiffly stood up in an objecting fit at her blindly exessive doubts. Now, my girlfriend is happy since she found out that only her number was in my mobile's repertoire. Today, I feel free; totally free, thanks God. From now on, nothing could ever stand in my way: I can freely go out and have dinner with other female friends. But, as for your dear reader, I would like to reveal a secret to you provided you keep it for yourself: I had already written down all the suspicious numbers in a top-secret notebook.